extra-martial affairs...

Today's questions comes via AIM from a good friend of mine. He asks:

If you were married to a professional athlete and he was on the road for half the year, and with groupies and temptations everywhere, would you let him sleep with women on the road? I'm asking b/c there's this woman that's married to an NBA player and she allows him 1 encounter on the road each season.

Yours,

Pablo Boner


Pablo,

This is a most interesting questions that certainly has a lot of variables to consider. It would really depend on the type of relationship I had with my husband. Now personally I do not share well with others and have a tendency toward jealousy and guilt (it's the Jew in me). I think even if I had my hubby's permission to sleep with someone else I would feel so overwhelming guilty I wouldn't be able to enjoy the act. Now I would hope my husband would feel the same way, but he's a man so that's out of the question. No, in fact I would feel betrayed if he cheated on me with some groupie. Plus, if he's a professional sports player doesn't he make enough money to fly me out to wherever he is for a quickie?

Kiss kiss,

Fab

POEM DAY!!

This just popped into my head and I thought I would share




Oh low swinging, my love
toes to the sky.
Hair in the wind, you move my way.
Twist your chains around mine and we spin
and spin and spin.
Whirling until the earth won't stop, breath won't catch.
We laugh.


Fab.

Facebook Etiquette

Ah Facebook. Doing it's best to destroy human relationships via social networking. I think Facebook is limiting us in our emotional relationships with people. Hell you don't even have to have a conversations anymore you can just shoot someone a text or a Facebook message! Breaking up!?! Why not let your significant other find out via Facebook! Our question of the day has more to with who you let see your Facebook.



Dear Fab,

My little cousin **** added me as a friend on facebook. I don't want that little kid seeing my shit is it okay to deny his ass?

Sincerely,

Doo Doo Philips


Dear Doo Doo,

I think it's absolutely OK to deny anyone you want from your Facebook page, it is after all your page. Although I might add that perhaps you shouldn't be posting things on Facebook that you wouldn't want someone to see.

Kiss kiss

Fab

GIFTS! GACK!

I hope everyone had a great weekend! Mine was nice my parents stopped by to see me yesterday I gave Mom her b-day gift and Dad his Father's Day gift both were a hit! I love giving gifts! Apparently I am very excited today! I can't seem to stop using the exclamation point! I digress back to gifts. As it is the topic of today's question!



Miss Fab,

I am you BIGGEST fan!!

I have a question for you.

My cousin had a baby back in December. In March my Aunts held a baby
welcoming party for him. I planned to go and even had a few gifts to
bestow upon the newest family member. But a unexpected problem
occurred and I couldn't go.

It's now June and I still have the gifts in a bag, undelivered to my
cousin. We don't see each other often, some of it due to family drama
that has come between some family members.

What do I do? Keep the gifts that the baby has probably grown out of?
Return them?

Thanks for your help!
Stuck With Gifts, CA



Dear Stuck,

I'm assuming (although I could be mistaken) that this family issue isn't between you and your cousin and you still like this cousin and would like to give her and her baby these gifts. Unfortunately, as you pointed out the baby has probably outgrown these gifts. In order to make this a more efficient process here's my plan; return the gifts and ask that the balance be placed on a gift card. Go to Hallmark and purchase an adorable, perhaps singing card (i love those), and send her the gift card. This way you get a chance to apologize via card and your cousin can spend the money on things she needs for the baby right now! Also, who doesn't like getting mail?!?


Kiss kiss,

Fab

OMFG

I went to download this long awaited OS update for my iPhone last night and DISASTER STRUCK! As usual. I actually ended up falling asleep while waiting for my phone to update, but when I woke up I skipped happily over to my computer to see what wonders Apple had in store for me only to discover some sort of error message and a completely empty iPhone. YES I SAID EMPTY! Needless to say I freaked out. My whole life is on that phone! Seriously. Sorority contacts, to-do lists, to buy lists!!! AHHH!!!

After I managed to calm myself down I realized I could just restore my phone to it's factory settings and then sync everything back up! YAY! Luckily it worked and it also seems to have installed the new OS that it "couldn't" install the previous night. As far as I can tell everything is all right in my iPhone universe. Dodged a bullet there.

Now for your question of the day, this comes via Razz on Twitter:

ok Amy...how come u can poo easier after several hours of sex and/or masterbating?

Razz,

Because you're relaxed of course!!! If you're anything like me and you live your life in a constant state of nervousness and tension, a little relaxation can go a long way!

Kiss kiss

Fab

BLARGH!

Good Morning Sweater Monkeys! My weight lost quest took a major blow today with the addition of 2.8 lbs. ARGH! I blame mother nature and caramel Drumsticks.

Now on our question of the day:


Dear @AskAbFabAmy

I have captured several tasty-looking prefrosh, and have been looking for effective cooking methods. My oven will not accommodate a whole fresher, so I have been looking for some sort of outdoor cooking method. Can cats be trained to turn a spit? Also, what wine is an acceptable accompaniment to such a dish? I am assuming a red of some sort, but as I am serving long pig, might a white go better.

Thank you,
Starving on Second Floor



*snicker*

Thank you for making my day, Starving. I think the best method of cooking a pre-frosh is the clam bake method, in which you dig a really big pit, light some coals, and bury the frosh within. Wait several hours while enjoying some beach themed cocktails, dig up, and enjoy!

Kiss, Kiss
Fab

Everyday is a catastrophe...no really.

I can sincerely say that nearly everyday of my life involves some sort of catastrophe. Most are minor, some are major, but nearly all of them drive me to drink, but that's a different blog. Last week, someone hit my car while it was parked and didn't leave a note, the 3rd floor started leaking into the 2nd floor, and I managed to overdraw my bank account. Meaning I only got about 3/4 of my paycheck this period (awesome). Oh oh I also need 2 new front tires! Ok enough about me, any questions anyone? There's a link to my email and I will happily post questions anonymously for you, or just tell me about your latest debacle.